Have you been wondering where our AG Dustin McDaniel has been for the last few years? You know like when the Lou Hardin episode first broke of forgery and embezzlement by a state employee at a state institution. Or where was Dustin, if I may be so familiar, when some state employees were scamming the state retirement system by “retiring” and “still working” simultaneously. Or where was he when 28 other states were winning a suit against the Feds over “Obamacare”. Or while state employees were driving state vehicles on personal business; ops, but he did turn his in and reimburse the state at the rate of 14 cents per mile for his private use. Or where is he on the state university (UCA) secret scholarship “slush fund” available only to those who are a friend of a “High Mogul” or “Muckity Muck” in the Executive Office.
Well we now know that he’s been busy protecting us from the most vile and malicious of criminal enterprises! He and the Governor Beebe have combined with the Legislature to protect us by expulsion from our state’s boundaries of that most devastating and degrading of all societal undermining activities, the selling of automatic cigarette rolling machines!
After Christmas no one will be legally allowed to sell these vile and repugnant criminal devices. Now some of you may not have even known that they existed; or that you could save a small fortune in state taxes and tobacco cost while depriving the large tobacco companies of more revenue by use of such machines. In fact a few of you might even opine that this is a victimless crime. But your AG, ever vigilant to such vile crimes against humanity, along with your Governor and Legislature have now sent these machines packing; but have no fear, we are going to replace them with perfectly legal gambling machine set up at convenient locations around the state.
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